Serial Pooper Caught On Camera Confesses She Couldn’t Make It To A Bathroom After Eating Dairy

In November, Connecticut State Police was alerted about someone who was repeatedly doing their dirty business in the street, and now, cops finally know who the so-called serial pooper is.

On November 7 and 16, human feces and toilet paper appeared in a cul-de-sac in a reportedly underdeveloped neighborhood. On December 5, cops installed a motion-activated camera that caught the suspect’s vehicle as she pulled up to defecate yet again.

A warrant was then issued for her arrest and according to Fox61, 43-year-old Holly Malone was taken into custody for breach of peace and creating hazardous conditions after an unrelated traffic stop connected her to the crime.

Holly reportedly confessed to and apologized for her crimes, telling police that, all those times, she could never make it to her destination or a bathroom in time. She claims that she is lactose intolerant but that sometimes she’s “stupid” and can’t resist eating dairy, and that’s when she gets the pressing need to use the toilet.

Holly, who apparently lives just a few miles from the cul-de-sac she defecated in, was released on bond and is scheduled to be arraigned on March 1.

Please SHARE if you’re glad this serial pooper is no longer doing her business on her neighbors’ properties, but if you totally sympathize with her digestive woes!

Footage provided by WTIC Hartford

Photos: WTIC Hartford; Wikimedia / Indolences

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